[Intro]
We're the- yeah, we're the- yeah, yeah
We're the rats
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
We're the- yeah, we're the- yeah, yeah
We're the rats
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we'rе the rats
We're thе- yeah, we're the- yeah, yeah
We're the rats
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
We're the- yeah
We're the- yeah
We're the- yeah
We're the- yeah

[Chorus]
Rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Celebrating yet another birthday bash)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Michael, it's your birthday today)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Michael has been such a good boy this year)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Open up your gifts while we all cheer)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Celebrating yet another birthday bash)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Michael, it's your birthday today)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Michael has been such a good boy this year)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Open up your gifts while we all cheer)
[Speaking]
Hello, ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to (Rats, rats, rats, rats) Episode One of JermaCraft
The series where I play (Rats, rats, rats, rats) Minecraft (play Minecraft)
This is gonna be a single-player let's play
And when I say (Rats, rats, rats, rats) let's play, I use that term pretty loosely
Because-
The Giant Enemy Spider (AH!)
Do I eat ass?
That's your question?
"Do you eat ass?"
Of course I do!

[Chorus]
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Celebrating yet another birthday bash)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Michael, it's your birthday today)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Michael has been such a good boy this year)
We're the rats, we're the rats, yes, we're the rats
(Open up your gifts while we all cheer)

[Outro]
(Rats, we're rats, we're the rats) Ladies and Gentlemen...
(Rats, we're rats, we're the rats) The best joke of the decade
(Rats, we're rats, we're the rats) Got 30% of the vote
(Rats, we're rats) Rats