[Intro]
This is a ballad of self-loathing that I hope you don't relate to
It’s called "Despicable"
And if you know it, sing it as loud as you possible motherfucking can

[Verse 1]
The goodbye's the hardest part
When we find ourselves back at the start
But I'm not so brave, and I’m not so smart, no
I'm doing you a favor, I'm doing you a favor
One day, you will understand
Why I pushed you away as I ran
And you will find a better man than I am, trust
I'm doing you a favor
Oh

[Chorus]
Despicable, I'm just a bottom feeder
I'm despicable, oh, I ain't never been a keeper
I'm despicable, yeah, love her, then I leave her
And if I were you, I wouldn’t love me neither
Said if I were you, I wouldn’t love me neither

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah
Because if I were you, I wouldn't love me neither
You know why, because I’m despicable
[Verse 2]
Now, the boy who fell into the sky
He had no one there to watch him cry
He looked at you with his empty eyes
And he said, "I'm doing you a favor"
Sing (I'm doing you a favor)
Oh

[Chorus]
Despicable, I'm just a bottom feeder
I’m despicable, oh, I ain't never been a keeper
I'm despicable, yes, love her, then I leave her
And if I were you, I wouldn't love me neither
Said if I were you, I wouldn't love me neither

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah
Because if I were you, I wouldn't love me neither
You know why, because I'm despicable

[Verse 3]
Well, I wish I told a different tale
Where he chased the light and his love prevailed
But his blood ran cold and his skin went pale
She got a letter in the mail
It said, "I'm doing you a favor, I'm doing you a favor"
Oh
[Outro]
Because if I were you, I wouldn't love me neither, no
Because if I were you
Said if I were you, I wouldn't love me neither
Thank you so motherfuckin' much