[Verse 1]
My intentions are good and gone
Soon as she put her lips on mine
Midnight sneaking in the country club
Grass stained jeans ain’t an alibi

[Chorus]
Mary Riley’s daddy was a millionaire
Can’t have his daughter with the likes of mine
What he thinks about it’s neither here nor there
He can go and stick it where the sun don’t shine

[Verse 2]
Mary Riley’s momma isn’t nonchalant
Prayed too hard for a beauty queen
Daughter was supposed to be a debutant
Can’t stand the thought of a boy like me

[Verse 3]
Daddy’s little angel knows a damn good time
Breaking in the back seat, breaking rules
Can’t learn loving on a rich man’s dime
Sure didn’t learn it at the private school

[Chorus]
Mary Riley’s daddy was a millionaire
Can’t have his daughter with the likes of mine
What he thinks about it’s neither here nor there
He can go and stick it where the sun don’t shine
[Verse 4]
She was always gonna be T-town bound
I was at the Chevrolet sweeping floors
Four years later shoulda learned by now
Picked up right where we left before

[Verse 5]
She was supposed to end up with a suit and tie
Sure look good on the family tree
Well half of mine ain’t half of nothing
Then again it occurred to me

[Chorus]
That Mary Riley's daddy was a millionaire
Can't have his daughter with the likes of mine
What he thinks about it's neither here nor there
He can go and stick it where the sun don't shine

[Chorus]
Mary Riley's daddy was a millionaire
Can't have his daughter with the likes of mine
What he thinks about it's neither here nor there
He can go and stick it where the sun don't shine

[Outro]
He can go and stick it where the sun don't shine
He can go and stick it where the sun don't
Where the sun don't shine
Where the sun don't shine