Kyle Exum
Mr. Drip (Ric Flair Drip parody)
(Mr. Drip)
Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr. Johnson's not here so you get me (Yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah

(Student)
But I-

(Mr. Drip)
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr. Drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so lets go through attendence
Keylee?

(Student)
You mean, Kyle?

(Mr. Drip)
I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz
Ok class you 'gon carry the 2

(Student)
Uh, sir this is spanish class

(Mr. Drip)
Don't tell me what to do!
Aye no eating in here that's a detention for you
(Student)
We're allowed to-

(Mr. Drip)
I'm your teacher now, I make the rules!
Y'all need to pull up your grades, a lot of F's not a lot of A's (You're failing)
Never hesitate to give an F that's every day (facts)

(Student)
Can't we watch a movie!

(Mr. Drip)
Nope, you're gonna learn today (We're learning)
Soon as a question is asked, all y'all better participate
Put your mind on this or I'll take your iPhone

(Student)
You're a sub, you can't do that

(Mr. Drip)
Boy I do what I want
Aye sit down you're not going 'till I say that I'm done
Aye no running 'round hallways it's this class that I run

Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr. Johnson's not here so you get me (Yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr. Drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so let's go through attendence
Keylime?
(Student)
What- It's Kyle?

(Mr. Drip)
I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz
Got my MBA so don't you play with me (Official, yeah)
Boy keep acting up and you 'gon stay with me (after class)
Don't ask me a question, I can't help you (Can't, nope)


(Student)
Can I use the bathroom?

(Mr. Drip)
Tell me, can you? (That's a joke)
We're not the same, I'm teaching you're learning
It's simple calculuses

(Student)
Can you do this?

(Mr. Drip)
I bet I- uh... boy don't ask just listen
Aye don't be lazy, finish your pages, they're due in 20 minutes
I made this thing mandatory, that means you have to finish
(Student)
Aye why did you give me an F?

(Mr. Drip)
'Cause you need to indent it (Points off)

(Student)
We all learned not to do that

(Mr. Drip)
Well, I do things different (I'm different, yeah)
I'm giving you busy work, like y'all some raffle winners
Aye don't you pack your stuff, I've still got half a minute

Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr. Johnson's not here so you get me (Yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr. Drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so let's go through attendence
Icejjfish?

(Student)
It's Kyle

(Mr. Drip)
I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz