Kyle Exum
Pick It Up (Parody)
[Verse 1: Mom & Kyle]
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, ooh
Before I get this belt on you (This belt)
I know those aren't your shoes
Brought you up in this world, don't get removed
Wait, clean it up (Clean)
I cooked this food, better eat it up
All I do when you can't neaten up?
And take your eyes off that screen for once (Take your eyes off of that screen)
Pick up
But I got it
Then what's this mess in the closet? (What is that)
Attitude? Boy better drop it (Let it go)
I paid for this room, you're jobless (Boy, you broke)
You are the kid, I am the mom
Don't forget 'fore you get got (Don't forget)
Pick it up 'fore you get dropped (Like it's hot)
Better get moving don't stop, Kyle!

[Interlude]

[Verse 2: Mom & Kyle]
Word around, word around, word around town
I heard that you're the class clown (Join a circus)
What is this B doing 'round
Look Mom, I-
I'm speaking, don't make a sound (Shh)
Got B's probably cause of that phone
Go study
Ok I'll go
But first, go and do a few chores (But)
Don't talk back to me no more!
Why wait so late to work though? (Yeah, it's late)
Saw that I'll kick in this door
Saw you watching all them shows
But, didn't watch you pick your clothes off the floor (What you doin')
Mom my room's clean though, you're tweaking
Then what's this on the ceiling?
Mom I have work due this evening
Do I look like I care? Go get to cleaning! Kyle!
[Interlude]

[Verse 3: Dad & Kyle]
Hey Kyle I'm home, while you're sitting looking lazy
Get off that phone, go out and wash my Mercedes
Did those eyes roll? Boy this isn't a vacation
Ok I'll go
Is that tone I hear? Eliminate it
Hold up, wait a sec, wait a min, what is this?
Isn't that yours?
Doesn't matter whose it is, it should've been picked up before
Dad can I chill for a bit?
If Mom says yes sure, but you're gonna have to ask her
Wait why can't you decide this?
Well I guess I could...
Ha, funny with it, now why haven't you washed the walls?
You never asked this
Shouldn't have to ask, now go or you gon' get a switch

[Verse 4: Timmy, Kyle, & Mom]
Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up
I wanna play so stop cleaning up
Bro wait, I'll play with you later
Uh, no let's play now WrestleMania!
What? Bro not right now
Ow, you hit me!
Mom, Kyle just punched me and bit me
What? That's not true, she won't believe it
Hmm, you're giving beatings when you need it, huh?
Word around, word around, word around town
You're the one making all the noise in my house
Picking up F's but can't pick up the ground
You don't like my rules? I'll send you out my house
You're lucky I'm nice or I'd whip with the wrist
Boy tell me who goes out and fills up your fridge?
Now go clean the house, don't forget you're a kid
Mom I'm nineteen can you just let me live?
Ha, funny with it, yeah let's discuss this but pass me my bag
Would you look at that
Yeah come here, let's talk for a bit