[Verse 1: Mom, Kyle]
Y'all didn't wanna clean, y'all didn't do no dishes
Knocked into next week on Christmas
Ain't get to see my children
Y'all don't run things up in my house
Those bills you pay? Nonexistent
I'm glad I learned that belt-quan-do
I just wanna talk, don't be distant
Everybody needs to come pitch in
That's your mess
Makes no difference
By the time I got to your bedroom, you really could've just did it
Oh, who're you tryna get loud with?
That tone's a little ambitious
So I'mma spank all of that tone away
Cause that's the only thing that's gon' fix it
Boy you better not have failed physics
I got an A+, I did it
But couldn't get an A++? To me it looks like you're slipping
And tell the truth I won't get mad
Did you fail lunch? I'm not tripping
I really tried
See I knew you lied! That's why every time

[Chorus: Mom and Kyle]
I wake up in the morning I've got whooping on my mind
Said to clean at seven, now it's 'bout 7:09
What are you doing?
Helping you look, 'cause you must've lost your mind
Attitude? I'll make sure to add this belt to your behind
Boy I got whooping on my mind
I've got whooping on my mind
I've got whooping on my mind
I've got whooping on my mind
I've got whooping on my mind
[Verse 2: Mom and Kyle]
Come home, he ain't sweep the ceilings
Or clean up those dishes right
I shouldn't have to ask to do it, read between the lines
I didn't even mean to whoop him, he just caught me by surprise
Clean that mess
Ok
Don't talk over me! I gave a chance I tried
You can layer all you want to, that's not gonna save those thighs
He said his brother did it, see that's how I know he's lying
I'm doing this for you, not for me. You'll thank me with time
And I caught him in my arms
Snatched him by his shirt

[Chorus: Mom and Kyle]
Wake up in the morning I got whooping on my mind
Said to clean at seven, now it's 'bout 7:09
What are you doing?
Helping you look, 'cause you must've lost your mind
Attitude? I'll make sure to add this belt to your behind
Boy I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
[Verse 3: Dad and Kyle]
I'm hungry
Well I'm dad. Just ate, you should be full
No, we're not eating out. At home, there's Danimals
Just fed you yesterday. Y'all kids so ungrateful
If mom asked, you would pull over
Lucky I'm chill and my whooping arm's healing boy
But for your sake, I hope you swept the ceilings boy
If mama sees this, I can't help you
Good luck, but I'm peeling boy

[Chorus: Mom and Kyle]
Whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
Wake up in the morning I got whooping on my mind
Said to clean at seven, now it's 'bout 7:09
What are you doing?
Helping you look, 'cause you must've lost your mind
Attitude? I'll make sure to add this belt to your behind
Boy I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind
I got whooping on my mind