[Verse: Aryia]
Fuckin' on yo bitch like I'm Jerry
Seventeen years I've been married
Makin' hoes scream like Scary Terry
Fuckin' on Tinkle, she a Fairy
Meeseeks all up in the building
Got that short game like I'm Tyrion
Saving like Chad Michael Vincent
Got that golf swing you know I hit it
My best day was simulated
I once was loved now I'm hated
Sleepy Gary and me dated
Gettin' too tur t now I'm faded
Beth is my wife and my lady
When we're eighteen we had a baby
They wanna know how I do it
Sit back this is human music
[Outro]
Show me what you got or no (x4)
You know Rick and Jerry got hoes (x4)