[Verse 1: Laura Les]
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees (Ooh!)
Apply the lotion, I'll swim into ocean
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with—

[Chorus: Laura Les & Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

[Post-Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
[Verse 2: Dylan Brady]
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in thе knees
I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
At 7-Elеven, I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to sto—

[Verse 3: Laura Les]
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

[Chorus: Laura Les & Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh
[Post-Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

[Bridge: Dylan Brady]
Oh
(She'll turn you to stone)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse: Cord]
Calm down, it's not over!
Okay, I woke up in the morning, didn’t receive any warning
My crush is in New York, eating mac’n’cheese with fork
When I listen to Miss Les, I feel happy, what did you guess?
Should’ve been playing guitar, but it’s so far
Okay, it’s always hot, in every single spot
I’m late to run, everything else is done
Mister Bready could be singing now, I’ll put my records down
I can’t explain, 'cuz I’m in the plane

[Chorus: Cord, Cord and Laura Les & Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh
[Chorus: Laura Les & Cord]
Doritos and Fritos (Yeah)
Doritos and Fritos (Doritos and Fritos)
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos (Doritos and Fritos, yeah)
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos (I just can't stop it)
Doritos and Fritos (Ba-ba-back once again)
Doritos and Fritos (Doritos and Fritos)
Doritos and Fritos (Yeah)
Doritos and Fritos (It's just repeating over and over and over and over... and you won't get tired of this, I guess)
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos (Ya)

[Outro]
Thanks gecs, um, I really liked to collaborate with you... let's now go to the next!