Old MacDonald had a farm
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And on that farm he had guitar
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With a *guitar noise* here
And a *guitar noise* there
Here a *guitar noise*
There a *guitar noise*
Everywhere a *guitar noise*

Old MacDonald had a farm
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Old MacDonald had a farm
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And on that farm he had a saw
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With a *keyboard noise* here
And a *keyboard noise* there
Here a *keyboard noise*
There a *keyboard noise*
Everywhere a *keyboard noise*

Old MacDonald had a farm
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Old MacDonald had a farm
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And on that farm he had a gun
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With a *gunshots* here
And a *gunshots* there
Here a *gunshots*
There a *gunshots*
Everywhere a *gunshots*

Old MacDonald had a farm
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Old MacDonald had a farm
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And on that farm they had a (Leather belt)
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With a (leather belt) here
And a (leather belt) there
Here a (leather)
There a (belt)
Everywhere a (leather belt)

Old MacDonald had a farm
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Old MacDonald had a farm
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And on that farm he had a wub
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With a *dubstep noise* here
And a *dubstep noise* there
Here a *dubstep noise*
There a *dubstep noise*
Everywhere a *dubstep noise*

Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

G-G-Gec