[Verse 1: Dylan Brady, Laura Les, Both]
Hey, big man, put the money in my pocket
No? Take the eyes out your sockets
Yeah, I know you're dead, but I heard that you talked shit
I go up to your coffin, I load up and pop it

[Chorus: Dylan Brady, Laura Les, Both]
Aw, snake eyes
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, aw
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da, snake eyes
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

[Verse 2: Dylan Brady & Laura Les, Both]
Longneck Billie tried to fight me on a bad night
Cut his throat open, smoked a ounce out his windpipe (Woohoo)
I shotgunned a beer, then I threw it at your mother
Then I stole your car keys and threw 'em in the gutter
I smoked two bricks, now I can't pronounce "anemone"
Went to a party and I did a human centipede
I'm smokin' hash and I'm huggin' on a cactus
Now I got my Vans on, bouncin' on your mattress

[Chorus: Dylan Brady, Laura Les, Both]
Aw, snake eyes
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, aw
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da, snake eyes
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[Outro: Both]
Snake eyes