[Intro]
Son, I've been in the woods for like a week (True)
Smokin' weed and gettin' back to myself (Church, Church, Church, Church)
Hehe, ha ha ha, yeah
Church
Ay, ay, ay, ay

[Verse 1]
Get the Yoder, load the axes, chop the world right off it's axis
I stumbled up in this bitch and I ain't even need no practice
Babe Ruth is foul ball, son you know I'm always catchin' those
Amphibious with flows like I run the game with webbed toes
Yeah, there that boy go, rooster necklace all gold
Diamonds in that mug cost more than the truck he drive yo
Damn straight, motherfucker, my career come from the dirt
The same grain I got them maters from to add to my Bud Light, son
Don't get me piped up, Chattanooga shine, son
Gettin' drunk like a farmer, put the V8 in the mud
Fuck it, let it get stuck, get the tractor for the truck
Life's a wench in a rut, if you gotta crank it up

[Chorus]
I'll be your Huckleberry, I'll be your dark and scary
I'll be your man of the hour, Mr. Church don't sour
And I'll be those KC lights in a poor boy's truck, Granddaddy's gun in a 1500
A son of a bitch and a crazy motherfucker
[Verse 2]
Man, I love that feelin' of blue lights on a Friday
One lane, one way, no way, roll a J
In my Carhartt toboggan, I'll be flexin' like my driveway
It's a runway, fuck Hollywood the long way
I got dirt in my nails and there's nails in my dirt
Run barefoot behind me and your feet gon' hurt
My little piggy hit the market, your little piggy look whacked off
Y'all country but can't even get the blade up in the hacksaw
Chop wood for the Gram, let the wood get wet
I got ricks stacked up, with a tarp on it bitch
If you see me swingin' the axe it ain't because of bonfires
It's 'cause I went crazy and live in a house made of crossties

[Chorus]
I'll be your Huckleberry, I'll be your dark and scary
I'll be your man of the hour, Mr. Church don't sour
And I'll be those KC lights in a poor boy's truck, Granddaddy's gun in a 1500
A son of a bitch and a crazy motherfucker

[Verse 3]
Mu-Mustang like a Socs, leather jacket like Dally
Outsider of my town, switchblade in my jacket
They don't make that Sodapop pop, no carbonation added
River water in my veins to muddy water I'm an addict
Raisin' hell like I planted devil seeds then I grew it
Oh, wait that's weed, haha, damn I feel stupid
Devil's lettuce on the ranch, I wish the ghost could be some peppers
Peter Piper picked a Chevy, now his truck is full of bad bitches
I'm rockin' rags up on these riches, built my house in all these ditches
Instead of leavin' my home town, I settled down and now I fucks with it
It's Mr. Cheatham County, talk slow, rap fluid
Spit flames so much you think I drink starter fluid
[Chorus]
I'll be your Huckleberry, I'll be your dark and scary
I'll be your man of the hour, Mr. Church don't sour
And I'll be those KC lights in a poor boy's truck, Granddaddy's gun in a 1500
A son of a bitch and a crazy motherfucker