[Intro: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
Dagburn
Dagburn, dagburn, dagburn

[Verse 1: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
The people in my town in Wendy's are mean
Every time I walk in they're gobblin' at me
And I know the fuckin' mayor got you to do it for free
And Upchurch drove here all the way from Tennessee
It's early in the mornin' and I'm climbin' a tree
Just to watch the police while they're drivin' down the street
Then the neighbor called the damn 5-0 on me
'Cause I'm yellin' so loud on my iPhone 3

[Chorus: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
I said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor, they're all tryin' to fuck me
And John Holbrook sent me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna have to come look
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn

[Verse 2: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
I was higher than a astronaut
When I was arguin' with Mike Endicott
Zach Davison ain't a cop (He ain't?)
He was last week, but now he's not (Why's that?)
Prolly 'cause I figured out the mystery of them (Yep)
Conspirin' on me with Illuminati at the gym (Yep)
I pulled up in the Rodeo and acted like a bitch
And I pulled out my iPhone and I wiggled all my tits
[Chorus: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
It said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor, they're all tryin' to fuck me
And John Holbrook gave me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna have to come look
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn

[Bridge: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
Mike Twelvepoint don't live 'round here
Mike Twelvepoint ain't even a real deer (He ain't)
Mike Twelvepoint ain't no mayor
Mike Twelvepoint is a pussy-slayer (Oh, wait, no he ain't)
(Hey, delete that last line)

[Chorus: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
The cops, the mayor, they're all... they're all...
I'm offbeat, they're all tryin' to fuck me, it's all their fault
Uh
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
The citizens and the cops
F U, Paintsville
[Outro: Upchurch as Big Lil GobbStoppa]
Dagburn
Dang ol'
You can cry me another one