[Intro: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Dagburn, urur-urur-urn
It's Dagburn

[Verse 1: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
I might hit the city council next week
Took some promo pics of me standin' in a creek
When I win, I'ma make stop signs obsolete
So we can't get tickets on the town's main street, no

[Verse 2: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
And I'm sick and tired of Paintsville's fussin'
I hit the interweb, Stone Cold Steve cussin'
'Til I gotta eat soup and drink a lot of Robitussin
What I gotta hide? Shit, dagburn, nothin'

[Chorus: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Belly-dancin' in my room to a Upchurch song
Hairbrush as a mic, yellin' all night long
Drawin' pictures of the Mayor in a bright pink phone
Hide 'em in a birdhouse on my neighbor's lawn
Always buzzin' like a beehive on Instagram live
Pickin' up my kids with some big red eyes
Tune in, CashApp on the side
"Click Me" 'causе a country boy can subscribe
Can subscribe
[Verse 3: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
What ya click my profile if you don't likе my content?
Why'd you do it? You should move to another continent (Go)
I heard Church's car had like four dents
And I'm glad, 'cause he's a little bitch (Facts)