[Intro: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Dagburururn
(Anabolic Beats)
*Turkey Gobble*

[Verse: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
I never shoulder checked Keith Frazier
That was a setup for the cops to come and get me later
They mad I got rap skills of a hefty 8th grader
Creek Squad, haters all squared, graph paper
Haters made of potatoes
On my nuts and they love the flavor
Police always stallin', dictator
Upchurch meet me in the middle, equator
Then he drove to Paintsville
I found out my town was traitors
Wendy at Wendy’s ain't nothin' but a dumb waiter
When she gеts off work, her tires’ll be dеflated
Yeah, I'm snappin' Alligator with allegations
Protestin' out front of the local police station
With my megaphone higher than modern aviation
And the Pentagon said that they seen a real spaceship
I'ma get a DUI in a UFO
Yellin', "Dagburn" in space to big booty space holes
Check my OnlyFans, I got pictures of my toes
To step the Stanky Legg 'til my ankles smells froze
I spit and stay moist, steady drippin' with the flows
Swamp ass on my cargo shorts, I suppose
My hairline looks like some for real gang signs
CapriSun in my pocket and twenty minutes of hangtime
Polo shirt like it’s 1999
Do a W with my fingers even though this is the north side
My compass quit workin’, I forgot where I was
Call me the lint roller, always lookin' for fuzz
"I’m just a normal guy", that's what I tell detectives
When they ask a bunch of questions and I sweat 'cause it is hectic
Dagburn, I'm bussin’ a left turn
So many ashes in my car my minivan's a big urn
Dagburn, the court can't be adjourned
I made up a new law, my brain did a u-turn
Yeah, Paintsville plottin' with the CIA
That's why I be in the bush with a battery bank
My ex-wife with my dad, just the other day
To distract me while the feds put cameras at my place
They found out that I study algorithm
They found out I have girly mannerisms
And I don't know nothin' 'bout a stolen Chevy Prism
Ask in ten minutes and I might be snitchin'
Listen, I'm a God-fearing Christian
I talk about the Bible when I'm in a bad position
Which tends to be a lot, for a walkin' contradiction
Stick my nose in people's business, sniffin' like a booty expedition
Give me a dip cup, the mixup is mixed up
Kansas Rebel Man ain't even from that state
Bruh, the proof is on my phone of everything in the world
I'm filin' charges on boys, animals, and girls
Yeah, it's all filin' in my favorite
So I can stack y'alls money as high as a skyscraper
Son, you know I'm ballin', hey, Google the Lakers
I need to know the name of the most valuable player
I gotta tell him I'm the greatest content creator
Try to press their button, which is hard because I suck at multiplayer
And one last thing, do me a favor
Kiss the mayor, and hey, I'm innocent Keith Frazier
[Outro: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Dagburururn
Dagburururn
Dagburururn
See y'all later
I'm quittin' the internet but I'll be back in three minutes
Bitches
Dag-dag-dag-dag-dag-dag
Burn-burn-burn-burn-burn-burn