[Verse 1: Nathan]
The sun was shining, a lovely day
My uncles took me outside to play
It got real toasty, my tongue real dry
I needed iced cream or I would fry

[Verse 2: Nathan]
All they had was three big greens
Just enough for three iced creams
But Uncle noticed a glistening flyer
A trip to Syria, their one desire

[Chorus 1: Nathan]
My two lovely uncles, they went away
To blessed Syria for a holy vacay
I have never seen them with such big ol' grins
Fulfilling all their dreams among Syrians

[Spoken Bridge: Nathan]
What's this? A letter? From the president of the United States of Americas? Oh no... My two lovely uncles, killed by a drone strike... I never even got my iced cream...

[Chorus 2: Nathan]
My two lovely uncles, they went away
They're both still inside me every day
How will I go on without their firm musk
Echoing through me from dawn until dusk?
I'll keep them alive with my thoughts in my brain
I'll spread their sweet ashes when I get their remains
I'll always remember your oceans of love
My two lovely uncles slain from above!

[Outro: Nathan & Uncle Fungus]
I'll always remember you, Uncle One and Uncle Fungus...
We'll see you in your dreams. We love you