[Spoken Intro: Nathan]
So most people don't know that this song is about the Christ and about his birth, and I want to keep the 'Christ' in 'Christmas' this year, so this is about the town he was born in

[Verse: Nathan]
O little town of Bethlehem
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
The everla—

[Skit: Nathan & Jackson Tucker]
Nathaniel, what the fuck are you fucking doing now?! (Woah)
I could hear your goddamn fucking computer (No, I'll turn it off, I'm turning it off)
You're turning it off
(I'm turning, no, no, no, I'm turning it off, I'm turning it off)
I'm taking it, and then you're fucking
(You don't take the... Don't take the computer)
You're fucking grounded (I'm sorry, I'm not)
The fuck to bed (Please, please!)
Nathaniel! (No, I said I— I'll get in bed.)
Nathaniel! (Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!)
Nathaniel, the fuck to bed!