[Ryan]
Listen Matt, I'm proud of you
However far you decide to get, you decide to get

[Matt]
I just decided not to get far there

[Ryan]
Well...
Going up, up, up, up, up, and away!

{Matt}
Alright. Right back down the stairs

[Ryan]
I believe, I believe in you

[Matt]
Alright
She ain't nothing but a bitch to me
And yall' know that bitches ain't shit to me

[Ryan]
What?

[Matt]
Ryan this is... Ugh... This is not what I need right now
I... I didn't get a lot of sleep. I tried to take a nap
Ugh... I'm just trying to get sleep
[Ryan]
Oh. Ok
Ok! Ok! Ok!

[Matt]
Just gotta slow down

[Ryan]
Ok Matt. You got this
Be very fucking careful. Please

[Matt]
I'm trying my best

[Ryan]
Ok
Well this is the part that gets you

[Matt]
Oh Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Oh!
I got a 1-Up
Bi-bi-bitch
I got-got-got-got a 1-Up!
I'm feeling good!
Oh Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Oh!

[Ryan]
Damnit get on that shit
Holy fuck!
What the fuck! (Woah)
(Yo... Yes!)
Good job dude!

[Matt]
I'm ready for the next level baby! I'm ready for the next level!

[Ryan]
Ok, calm down

[Matt]
Bring it on!
This one doesn't look too bad

[Ryan]
Oh Matt. This one has flippys
[Matt]
Flippys? What do you mean it has flippys?

[Ryan]
Oh you'll see

[Matt]
No not flippys!

[Ryan]
It's got bumpers and flippys

[Matt]
Bumper and flippys?

[Ryan]
I'm down. I'm down with the brown
You can use your jump every now and then Matt!
Don't be afraid to use it

[Matt]
I'm gettin... I'm getting mad!

[Ryan]
If you need to hop across, use that jump!

[Matt]
I'm changing characters Ryan!
Sucks!

[Ryan]
Oh that sucks!
That... That's really... No!
Oh God!
Damn it! Holy Shit!
This makes me nervous
(Ahhh!)
Oh good job!

[Matt]
Oh Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Oh!
I got a 1-Up
Bi-bi-bitch
I got-got-got-got a 1-Up!
I'm feeling good!

Oh Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Oh!

[Ryan]
Damnit get on that shit
Holy fuck!
What the fuck! (Woah)
(Yo... Yes!)

[Matt]
Yeah exactly... but it's like... He...
You know... It's like, you can't...
I don't think you can calculate that
It's just too many different variables. X and Y... and Z...
3 and 2 and T...

[Ryan]
Yeah

[Matt]
Hold on. I'm just making up variables and I just found a...

[Ryan]
Uh oh!

[Matt]
Nrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Skrrr!

[Ryan]
Oh!

[Both]
Da di da di da du du du du da da da da da du di da da da
Di da di da du du du du da da da da da du di da da da (Oh!)

Da di da di da du du du du (Ryan!)
Da da da da da du di da da da (Ryan!)
Di da di da du du du du da da (Ryan!)
Da da da du di da da da (Oh!)

Da di da di da du du du du (Ryan!)
Da da da da da du di da da da (Ryan!)
Di da di da du du du du da da (Ryan!)
Da da da du di da da da (Oh!)

Da di da di da du du du du (Ryan!)
Da da da da da du di da da da (Ryan!)
Di da di da du du du du da da (Ryan!)
Da da da du di da da da (Oh!)

[Instrumental]

[Matt]
Oh Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Oh!
I got a 1-Up
Bi-bi-bitch
I got-got-got-got a 1-Up!
I'm feeling good!

Oh Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Oh!

[Ryan]
Damnit get on that shit
Holy fuck!
What the fuck! (Woah)
(Yo... Yes!)

[Matt]
Thanks so much for watching!
Sorry if your upset with us ending a series like this but
We can't do it anymore
Like we cannot go back and play those levels
We love you so much
Maybe like a year from now. We'll pick it back up
We are done with this series!
And it is a finished series! So this episode is the finale
Thank you so much! Goodbye everybody!

FUCK!