[Chorus: Ryan Magee & Matt Watson]
Got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt
Got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Take a look at my brand new pants

[Verse 1: Ryan Magee & Matt Watson]
Got a brand new shirt
It’s a bit tight but I make it work
Got two sleeves on my brand new shirt
Everybody jealous of this introvert
Got a brand new pants
They’re a little big but I look like a champ
I got my two legs in my brand new pants
I really, really, really like my brand new pants
Got a brand new hat
Few cum stains, nothing wrong with that
Girls lining up for my brand new hat
Take a couple home, let you do the math
Got a brand new boots
The ladies really like me in my brand new boots
When they see me wearing them then they say “let’s screw”
These boots are made for screwing and that’s what they’ll do
[Chorus: Ryan Magee & Matt Watson]
Got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt
Got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Take a look at my brand new pants

[Verse 2: Ryan Magee & Matt Watson]
Got a brand new lungs
Gotta switch ‘em out, ‘cause smoking ciggies is fun
Breathing like a champ with my brand new lungs
Sipping on this can with my brand new lungs (Slurp)
Got a brand new toy
Tastes kinda funny but it brings me joy
I have a lot of fun with my brand new toy
(Slurp)
Got a brand new drink
Tastes kind of bitter but it really don’t sting
Really going in
(Slurping) Oh…
Ugh… brand new…
(Slurping)
Oh, God…
(Slurping, coughing)
[Chorus: Ryan Magee & Matt Watson]
Got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt
Got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Take a look at my brand new pants