[Chorus: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]
You're my boy
And you're my dad
You are the best boy that a dad could have

[Verse: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]
You taught me how to fish and ride a bike
When I'm with my dad everything's alright
When I'm with my boy everything's just fine
When I'm with my dad I can feel sunshine
I hope my boy grows up to be just like me
You'll be proud pop's you can count on me
I look upon my boy with wonder and bliss—

[Skit: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]
Dad!
Mom's cheating on you I just found out!
I'm— I'm so sorry! {*Crying*}
{*Dragging corpse*}
Stop crying, dig
Dig!
{*Shoveling*}
Sing it, sing it!

[Chorus: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]
You're my boy
And you're my my dad
You are the best boy that a dad could have {*Throws bottle*}