[Intro]
Here sweaty sketty bitches, haha
So me and Acer thought wrong (Wrong)
We thought we'd got rid of 'em all
But we thought wrong
Anyway, here we are again
Skets number 2 (Number 2)
Try get rid of the last few that are about
We see a few now, hope this next one will get rid of 'em (Sweaty, sketty bitches)
If this don't work, I'm sorry people, I just don't know

[Verse]
Kaos, Acer, you said I smell of cheese
Well she does smell of Dairyleas
You said I didn't have a bath, that's just mean
Well why do you think you've got Gangreen?
Kirsty said that she didn't look old
But she did say that she was going bald
Going bald where? Do you mean on her hair?
Hey you've got it wrong man, I mean down there (Eurgh)
She got me pissed off, I wanted to hit her
All because you said that she took it up the shitter
I thought that was true, that's what she said though
But there's been rumours she was a lesbo
What about Jenny? She didn't sound happy
All because I said "Get back in your nappy"
Remember that day when she followed you?
You was getting jiggy while she followed through
Hey boomting, d'ya wanna come to my gaff yet?
Er I don't know, have you had a bath yet?
No 'cause my bathroom's being refitted
I said you do still smell like you've just shitted
Darko rang me yesterday
Told me that she bought some new bodyspray
Sure 24, didn't last an hour
I said "Forget that love, just have a shower"
What about Yoda? She drove a Skoda
Not no more, she got a new Land Rover
She got blazed in an Escort, blazed in a Nova
How many times has she been bent over?
She had a gangbang with four man (What?)
And na I don't mean George
After she had that gangbang, she had more cheddar than gorge (Cheese!)
[Outro]
Haha, once again, sketty sweaty bitches, been told
DSM, Acer, Kid Kaos
Remember, stay sweaty but not sketty
(Sket)