[Intro]
Sweaty, sketty bitches (Bitch)
Ugh, it's DSM, Berkshire
Yeah (Oh my god!)
Sketty girl (Disgusting)
You see it's...disgusting (Ugh)
Still haven't been exterminated (Filthy females)
(DSM)
It's Dark Shift

[Verse 1]
There's bare skets about, yeah I've seen one
Them girl who are opposite to a clean one
I know the ones that you're talking about
The ones who like cock and balls in their mouth
What about when a girl asked me to link up?
Say that you're busy and don't wanna see her
Yeah but I might get a nice blowjob!
But you're still gonna end up with gonorrhoea
These are the type of girl who think it's cool to keep their legs open for a hobby
If you want them on their hands and knees, all you have to do is shout out (Doggy)
I don't know why but they're setting the trend and for some reason wastegash wanna follow it
There's gotta be at least one advantage about them?
If you're getting head, the bitch is gonna swallow it

[Hook]
Skets, you must've seen one
What, the fit girl? Na, the really unclean one!
When they're like rah, rah, rah and they're thirty
Tell 'em to go and have a wash, they're dirty
Skets, everybody knows one
The girls that you don't wanna see with no clothes on
When they're like "Hey, you wanna come to my gaff?"
Say "Uh, no, go and have a bath"
[Verse 2]
There's bare skets that just wanna link up
They wanna lick on your lolly and then rinse wash
I could tell them "Na, not today babes"
The last sket that I jumped in bed with
Her fanny let one rip like Beyblades
You don't really wanna be playing with these skets
Stick to the clean girly, wear rubbers and stay safe
Forget [?], who's next?
I'm like...this girl's disgusting
She's a tramp and her cum's got crust in
A couple of million times she's been busting
[?]
This girl's disgusting!
She's a tramp and her cum's got crust in
A couple of million times she's been busting
[?]

[Hook]
Skets, you must've seen one
What, the fit girl? Na, the really unclean one!
When they're like rah, rah, rah and they're thirty
Tell 'em to go and have a wash, they're dirty
Skets, everybody knows one
The girls that you don't wanna see with no clothes on
When they're like "Hey, you wanna come to my gaff?"
Say "Uh, no, go and have a bath"
[Bridge]
Hello, Emergency Services, which service do you require?
Uh, I want the fucking SketBusters or something like that please
Uh, I'd like the SketBusters one if you could please
I want the SketBusters one please
Okay, just connecting you sir, please hold...
Alright
Thank you
Thank you
Hi, SketBusters, how can I help?
Hang on a minute love, you're the same f...ing person
Right, you're the same person as the last one
Alright, is this the same woman as before?
Yeah that's right, now what seems to be the problem?
There's one at my door, it's tryna fucking get...it's tryna barge through the bastard door
There's one at my door tryna drag my door down, if you just come quickly
Ah, there's one at my door tryna break it down, can you come quickly please? They're trying to get in
Okay, don't panic, keep calm, they're on their way
Nice one, thanks for that

[Hook]
Skets, you must've seen one
What, the fit girl? Na, the really unclean one!
When they're like rah, rah, rah and they're thirty
Tell 'em to go and have a wash, they're dirty
Skets, everybody knows one
The girls that you don't wanna see with no clothes on
When they're like "Hey, you wanna come to my gaff?"
Say "Uh, no, go and have a bath"
[Verse 3]
Skets, if you do know one
Ring the hotline, 10-9-0-0-1
SketBusters, tell me why you're calling
Well her face looks nice and it smells appalling
And she's got cheddar but it's not what you eat
It's the stuff that grows on your toes and your feet
At first I thought yeah, too hot to handle
Then I pulled up her skirt, seen two balls dangle
Sketty girl, yeah that's a bad one
Bath, shower, na she's never had one
She's a bad girl, stay away from that one
Bath and a shower, this girl's never had one
Not linking up so don't bother asking
At least 'til you jump on a everyday bath ting
Once a week? Na the soap ain't lasting
Men sing along and start sketty girl blasting

[Hook][x3]
Skets, you must've seen one
What, the fit girl? Na, the really unclean one!
When they're like rah, rah, rah and they're thirty
Tell 'em to go and have a wash, they're dirty
Skets, everybody knows one
The girls that you don't wanna see with no clothes on
When they're like "Hey, you wanna come to my gaff?"
Say "Uh, no, go and have a bath"