[Intro]
(Cough)
It's that classic, that classic J. Cole shit
It's Alex Mercson
Heh, sensational

[Hook 1]
For 2016, I'm doing things a lil different
All the fuck n***as I know will be banished, vanish from existence
I don't trust bitches who play on other sides of the fences
So bottom line is this Imma be slick, wise and offensive

[Verse 1]
I've learned my lesson when I tried to relive the past
And my best shit is almost like me pulling the shit out my ass And your best hits, can't say much about, the shit is just ass
I'm disrespectful like I whipped my dick and pissed on your grass
Listen, if you winning then tell me why am I ahead genius
You hate your friends, it's funny how you butt heads Beavis Hoes still looking tryna find the ending of my penis
Keep looking and end up swimming in a river made of semen
I can tell the woods don't like me but you fuck heads need this 'Cause the shit I'm bringing in reaches like 97 degrees bitch And if things got odd as soon as I stepped in the scene then Fuck, well let's get even
Oh my god, I'm actually first
Spin the record back in reverse
You ain't the greatest basic motherfucker you actually worse Got fiends rapping my words
Meanwhile they trashing your verse
I'm Tyson in the booth, that's why my punchlines actually hurt
I know, I spit the shit that trap fans hate
But they can't deny the shit amazing though, I'm just that great By the first 10 seconds of the song they're eyes dilate
But I promise I'm not lying to you n***as when I say
[Hook 2]
For 2016 I'm doing things a lil different
All the yes n***as I know? banished, vanish from existence
I don't trust bitches who play with the pussies of other bitches But then again, if you 'bout that, let me witness...

[Verse 2]
I'm a skinny n***a, yet a real n***a
How did I go from Bobby field n***a to Tommy Hilfiger
I mean for real, it's the
Villain, still the villain, you know from the beginning
But this time I ain't dead bitch I'm living
I had this dream back when I was working, washing dishes
Up until the point I quit it and then said I was finished
Went back after a minute, then I started delivering
Wished a bad bitch would answer, say forget the tip and let me put the tip in
Need a chick that'll pull her titties, counting her change
I want a chick that'll suck the dick before our items exchange
I wanna motorboat her 'fore I give her food and coca colas
To the point my employer wonder why I ain't picking my phone up
We all have a dark side
Tell me yours and I'll reveal mine
Girl you know I'm still a nice guy
Would be happy with life but I ain't a white guy
Even though I'm a chico latino, Dominicano de Puerto Rico
I try to let the city know what we know
I'm talking about a nice house, wait nah, a mansion
Have 20 poles in my living room with 20 strippers dancin'
Have 20 hoes in the kitchen too with 20 bottles drankin'
Have all of my homies in it too, while all them n***as bankin' They don't want no rap shit, this the ignorant era
Oh don't get it twisted Imma be as ignant as ever
'Cause nowadays all my hoes, bitches switch like the weather And I forget they're fucking names like whatever, whatever? You can try to copy but you'll never be better
I mean, never, ever, ever, never, ever, ever, never