[Intro]
Sales on cans of FOOD are at an all-time high as residents of Town USA flock to STORE to fill up on the delicious red, oral dinner. Have you tried FOOD yet? Get yours now for only 72 dollars and start feeling good!

[Hook]
Get 'em all stacked or a six-pack
Now throw another back, time to relax
It's Dad's favorite snack, the subs say crack
Let Dad drop the facts, brace for impact
I'm strong as an ax thanks to this snack
The server's been hacked, gonna blow Mom's stack
Is the CUBE intact? Dropping lore in this track
Spent 72 bucks to eat this meal that slaps

[Chorus]
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps

[Refrain]
F-O-O-D, gimme can of FOOD
When I pop that top, then I'm feeling really good
It's the Flavored Osmotic Oral Dinner for Dad
With the one ingredient being just the color red
When I break out my can of FOOD
Then I bust out my favorite moves
The kids say Dad is such a mood
That's 'cause Dad is king of YouTube
[Hook]
Get 'em all stacked or a six-pack
Now throw another back, time to relax
It's Dad's favorite snack, the subs say crack
Let Dad drop the facts, brace for impact
I'm strong as an ax thanks to this snack
The server's been hacked, gonna blow Mom's stack
Is the CUBE intact? Dropping lore in this track
Spent 72 bucks to eat this meal that slaps

[Chorus]
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps
This meal that slaps, this meal that slaps

[Refrain]
F-O-O-D, gimme can of FOOD
When I pop that top, then I'm felling really good
It's the flavored osmotic oral dinner for Dad
With the one ingredient being just the color red
When I break out my can of FOOD
Then I bust out my favorite moves
The kids say Dad is such a mood
That's 'cause Dad is king of YouTube
[Interlude]
The shelves of STORE are empty as consumers stock up on cans of FOOD. A spokesperson said sales have never been higher. I was lucky enough to sneak one out for myself and, oh my god, ugh, it tastes so good! I need more! I need more FOOD!

[Verse]
Eat your can of FOOD and let it take control
Of all the humans, just obey the rules
And don't try stopping what it is we're doing
Eat your can of FOOD and lose yourself
To all Dad's quantum movements
Just obey the rules (ToooPure)
'Cause Dad would never lie to humans

[Refrain]
F-O-O-D, gimme can of FOOD
When I pop that top, then I'm felling really good
It's the flavored osmotic oral dinner for Dad
With the one ingredient being just the color red

[Outro]
A meal that slaps, a meal that slaps
A meal that