[Intro: KAINA]
Hey, cement
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh

[Verse 1: Joseph Chilliams, KAINA & Sen Morimoto]
Be my
Best friend
I don't care if you're my cousin
You should come over 'round ten
Got caught daydreamin' again
Writin' our initials in pen
There's a 30 percent chance
It's already raining
Should I touch myself again?
I can't keep my eyes off you
Every detention
Your parents' trippin'
They don't fuck with the vision
I can't keep my hands off you
Without their permission
My parents' trippin'
They don't fuck with the vision

[Chorus 1: Joseph Chilliams, KAINA & Sen Morimoto]
What is the square root of pi?
Our teacher said, "if we have sex, we die"
But I don't believe them
No, I don't believe them
What is the square root of pi?
Our teacher said, "if we have sex, we die"
But I don't believe them
No, I don't believe them

[Interlude: Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners]
You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosokowski
Okay, you did not just say that
What? He's a good kisser
He's your cousin

[Verse 2: Joseph Chilliams, KAINA & Sen Morimoto]
Don't know if you can tell or not
But I had a few Jell-O shots
It's got me losin' my footin'
Regina said that I shouldn't
I know that it's Halloween
And you dressed as Apollo Creed
I was wondering
If you thought of me
[Chorus: Joseph Chilliams and KAINA]
What is the square root of pi?
Our teacher said, "if we have sex, we die"
But I don't believe them
No, I don't believe them

[Outro: Coach Carr]
Don't have sex. 'Cause you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sex standing up. Just, don't do it, promise? Okay, everybody take some rubbers