[Sam]
How the fuck did I get in this cell?
I ain’t taking it well
They called it murder
Car hit the girl and she fell
How could I be so stupid to think
That I could get behind the wheel with a head full of drink?
Now twenty hours a day I’m stuck here in bed
With a concrete slab for my head
And I’m feeling so sunk
Im down, down in the dumps
Wait, whats that sound up on my top bunk?

[Ren]
Sammy Boy!

[Sam]
What the fuck?

[Ren]
What the fuck!?
Thats not how you’re supposed to greet those you love
I thought that you’d be super duper happy to see me

[Sam]
But bro, we hit that girl, why the fuck did you leave me?
[Ren]
Well I bounced, but I guess they caught up with mе?
Sorry brother!
I didn’t mean to leavе you in the motor like a sucker
But I’m here again, with my very best friend
Sammy boy and Ren
Friends until the end

[Sam]
Man you’re crazy, we killed a lady
The judge said that she was pregnant, with a baby!
Minds running on the daily, she had a baby!
I sit and pray the
Lord saves me
How the hell are you not shaky?

[Ren]
Dry your eyes mate
Jesus Christ, you’re in a right state
It’s like you’re eating emotions, but you over-ate
It’s like I’m watching titanic, the bit where Jack dies
“Oh I feel so sad inside, why did Jack have to die?”

[Sam]
Oh for fuck sake
[Ren]
Never let go Jack!
Yo Sam I got a plan

[Sam]
Nah Just fucking leave it man

[Ren]
Hear me out, Sam?

[Sam]
Thats how I got in the can!

[Ren]
Sam I’m serious I think I found a way to escape
‘Cause how hard can it be?
I saw it all on prison break

[Sam]
Nah, wait, wait, wait
I don’t want to escape
I killed a girl and this is tempting fate
I can’t shrug the blame
It’s been weighing heavy on my brain
I’ve got responsibilities that I have to take
[Ren]
I am the master of fate
I am morpheus mate
And here’s your red pill, blue pill, chance to escape
Option 1; take the red pill? wait to die
Get fingered by the guy in cell block 45

[Sam]
What’s option 2?

[Ren]
I’m glad you asked dude
Next time that you’re eating, take this pill with your food

[Sam]
And what will that do?

[Ren]
Just wait, you’re so rude…trust me I always want the best for you

Hello Sammy boy!

[Sam]
What the fuck did you give me?
Ever since I took that pill, slipping and drifting
In and out of consciousness, vomiting and coughing fits
Damn it Ren you’re such a prick!
All its done is make me sick

[Ren]
Use your wit, that pill made you sick
And now you’re in the nurses room and not inside the nick
All you gotta do now is fucking stab the bitch
Syringe in the neck then you bounce out quick

[Sam]
Alright fuck it, I made it this far
They gave me life for the crime in the car
I got nothing to loose, I got freedom to gain
I fucking love you man, but god damn you’re insane