[Intro]
Meghan McCarthy on the track
Notorious M-E-G
Megalodon
Lego my Mego
Whatever you wanna call me
Just don't call me Timmy Turner
(She about to spit that fire)

[Verse 1]
Just hit one million Meghan Minions on YouTube
Think it's time these haters quit calling me a noob
No, I'm not Eminem, 2Pac, or Ice Cube
But I'm about to lay down a sick rap for you
I was just a girl with a really high voice
But talking like Minnie Mouse isn't my choice
Made a few videos that were really lame
Like Crank That Soulja Boy and the Harlem Shake

[Hook]
A million Meghan Minions go...
A million Meghan Minions go...
Go, go
A million Meghan Minions go...
A million Meghan Minions going hard on that YouTube

[Verse 2]
Then in 2013, I found an app called Vine
Made six-second jokes and everything was fine
Until people started leaving mean comments online
Called up my brother
(Meg, are you okay?)
No, I'm not fine!
(Make a funny video)
And that's when my YouTube adventure began
Never expected anyone to call themselves a fan
Except for you, Mom, you're still number one
You're the best fan, Mom
I love you

[Hook]
A million Meghan Minions go...
A million Meghan Minions go...
Go, go
A million Meghan Minions go...
A million Meghan Minions going hard on that YouTube
[Verse 3]
Started making videos every single Monday
But now, we're all about that Thunder Thigh Thursday
Challenges, skits, storytime, vlogs
I sometimes play a lady who's obsessed with dogs
Thanks to a million subscribers
I'm more loyal to you than my Auburn Tigers
I hope I get to meet you all at VidCon 2016
Until then, I'll dance weirdly in front of this green screen

[Hook]
A million Meghan Minions go...
A million Meghan Minions go...
Go, go a million Meghan Minions go...
Go, go, go, go, go...
A million Meghan Minions going hard on that YouTube