Awkward Poetry

We've been friends on Facebook, for two whole years

Now's my chance to confront my fears

I really like everything that you post

You're hotter than a turkey, fresh out of the roast

I'd like to introduce...



My heart burns for you, till the day that I'm dead

Beautiful girl, wearing red

I came in here to get a book

But you stole my heart, you filthy crook

I'd like to take you out to meet my mom



I know when I first saw you, you'd be my top priority

I wanna give you a house, just like your sorority

My chances are small, I'm in the minority

Today's the day that you stop ignoring me



Don't be nervous, shake your frantic

I'm just another hopeless romantic

Listen to this line, that I'm about to state

Will you go out with me on a date?



From the moment I saw Chick-Fil-A

I knew my heart was here to stay

Dreaming and dreaming all day long

About a hungry, meat-eating blonde

Even though, we- we- sh*t



Roses are red, violets are blue

I'm attractive, so are you

The next thing we're about to do

Is make a baby, or two