[DORALEE, spoken]
Yee haw! Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy

(sung)
Well, I'm a Texas cowgirl
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakley
In a wild west rodeo
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge
I aim to make you pay

[ENSEMBLE]
No pay!

[DORALEE]
For every ugly deed and every
Vulgar move you've made

(spoken)
I gotta little somethin' for you

[HART, spoken]
Well thank you, that's very thoughtful

[DORALEE, spoken]
Well, go ahead, try it on. Let me see it on ya. Turn around
[HART, spoken]
Mrs. Rhodes, I really...

[DORALEE, spoken]
Oh come on now. I want to admire the whole package, if you get my drift. Whew, you got some nice buns on you, Frank!

[HART, spoken]
Please don't talk to me like that

[DORALEE, spoken]
I say when you got it, flaunt it!

[HART, spoken]
Mrs. Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy!

[DOARALEE, spoken]
Get on back here and let me feel those pecs

[HART, spoken]
Mrs. Rhodes, we're running way behind here, can we please just get back to business?

[DORALEE, sung]
Yippy-yi-ki-oh, with my lasso?
I'm gonna rope you down

[ANNOUNCER (DWAYNE), spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, she's got him down, he's down, he's on the ground
[DORALEE, ENSEMBLE]
Yippy-yi-ki-eye, gonna tie you tight Yippy-yi-ki-eye!
And wrap it 'round and 'round 'Round and 'round

[ANNOUNCER (DWAYNE), spoken]
She's tied him down, he can't get up, she's really got him bound

[HART, spoken]
Wait, is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?

[DORALEE, spoken]
Darn tootin'! Time for you to fry!

[DORALEE, ENSEMBLE]
Yo-del-ee-del-oh
Hoo Yo-de-ee-del-oh-del-ee-del
Ooh

It's every cowgirl everywhere It's every cowgirl
That I'm here to avenge
So simmer on that for a while
It's called cowgirl's revenge It's called cowgirls revenge
Yee-haw!
Fry!