[Intro]
Alright, guys, this is my Minecraft parody
It's called "Mine Oddity"
Oddidy
*Clears throat *
I'm gonna sing it
'Cause I wrote it in Notepad
Please leave a like and have no hate
Because I- I'm- I'm just
I'm just practicing singing, okay?

[Verse 1]
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Take your speed potion and put your diamond helmet on
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Closing my Minecraft doors, chests are empty
Check your pickaxe, and may Notch love be with you

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 2]
This is Diamond Sword to Major Steve
You're gonna find diamonds
And the creepers wanna know if you have much armor
Now it's time to dig straight down if you dare!
This is Major Steve to Diamond Pickaxe
I'm mining some obsidian
And it's taking very long, why does it have to?
And tonight, lapis doesn't look like diamonds!
[Bridge]
From here, I have sixteen torches left
No more coal!
The mines are getting darker and there's nothing I can do

[Verse 3]
Though I've mined almost one-hundred diamonds, I'm getting very low on health
And I think my diamond pickaxe is 'bout to break!
Please tell Notch I love him very much
He knows!
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Your sword just broke, there's creepers near!
Can I fight 'till I decease?
Can I fight 'till I decease?
Can I fight 'till I decease?

[Verse 4]
Can I fight all these creepers here's a way out
I see some grass
The mine is getting lighter, and I'm almost getting through

[Outro]
It's a good song