[Intro] (spoken)
"Alright guys, *cough* *choke* *cough* I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song. It sounds good."

[Verse 1]
Minin' away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

[Verse 2]
So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two *voice crack and earrape*
[Bridge]
"Ah! *cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough*
I'm alright, I'm ready"

[Verse 3]
All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried (frick)
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they're safe
*screaming* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOW
Now that they're safe
*screaming*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *more voice cracks*
Mine diamonds, *heavy breathing* (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)

[Outro]
Uh, thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song
[End Music}
*more heavy breathing*