Bimbo No. 5
[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, where is Bimbo Number 5?
Are you ready for the Billennium?
[Verse 1]
One, two, three, four, six
Everybody in the car, let's go have sex
To the hotel around the corner
Girls wanna do the President
But I really don't wanna get caught like I did last year
I'll find a new girl with a great big rear
I had Monica, Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in between
But I'd like to try a new piece of pork
When ol' pumpkin legs is in New York
If she's alive, I will try to jump her
And then I will dump her
[Chorus]
A little bit of Monica, oh, no more
A little bit of Jennifer out the door
A little bit of Paula on the bed
A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead (Ha)
[Post-Chorus]
Bimbo Number 5
(Ha)
[Verse 2]
Pull your pants down and toss 'em on the ground
Now bark like a hound and I'll make a doggy sound
I'll chase you then you chase me
If I get caught, will you spank my fanny, please?
Clap your hands once, here's a big surprise
Everyone was wrong, it points to the right
[Chorus]
Monica's gone away
Maybe Miss America will come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
A little bit of Hillary, I'm on ice (Ha)
[Post-Chorus]
Bimbo Number 5
Booty call! Ha, ha, ha!
[Bridge]
Hey, baby! Have you ever been involved in a forty-billion dollar investigation? Uh, as a matter of fact, my condoms do have the presidential seal on 'em. Hey, wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? Ha, ha, ha! Note to myself: Nail her later!
[Chorus]
A little bit of Monica, oh, no more
A little bit of Kathleen out the door
Jennifer Lopez in my bed
A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead
[Outro]
Oh, I do love New York! Won't you please elect my wife? You know, to get her out of the house, 'cause, yeah, I got yard work to do. Yeah, that's right, yard work. Oh, excuse me, uh, Bimbo Number Six?
Ladies and gentlemen, where is Bimbo Number 5?
Are you ready for the Billennium?
[Verse 1]
One, two, three, four, six
Everybody in the car, let's go have sex
To the hotel around the corner
Girls wanna do the President
But I really don't wanna get caught like I did last year
I'll find a new girl with a great big rear
I had Monica, Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in between
But I'd like to try a new piece of pork
When ol' pumpkin legs is in New York
If she's alive, I will try to jump her
And then I will dump her
[Chorus]
A little bit of Monica, oh, no more
A little bit of Jennifer out the door
A little bit of Paula on the bed
A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead (Ha)
[Post-Chorus]
Bimbo Number 5
(Ha)
[Verse 2]
Pull your pants down and toss 'em on the ground
Now bark like a hound and I'll make a doggy sound
I'll chase you then you chase me
If I get caught, will you spank my fanny, please?
Clap your hands once, here's a big surprise
Everyone was wrong, it points to the right
[Chorus]
Monica's gone away
Maybe Miss America will come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
A little bit of Hillary, I'm on ice (Ha)
[Post-Chorus]
Bimbo Number 5
Booty call! Ha, ha, ha!
[Bridge]
Hey, baby! Have you ever been involved in a forty-billion dollar investigation? Uh, as a matter of fact, my condoms do have the presidential seal on 'em. Hey, wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? Ha, ha, ha! Note to myself: Nail her later!
[Chorus]
A little bit of Monica, oh, no more
A little bit of Kathleen out the door
Jennifer Lopez in my bed
A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead
[Outro]
Oh, I do love New York! Won't you please elect my wife? You know, to get her out of the house, 'cause, yeah, I got yard work to do. Yeah, that's right, yard work. Oh, excuse me, uh, Bimbo Number Six?