[Verse 1]
Everyone's champion
Do you believe in failure?
Because I don't think that I do
Here's my receipt
Here's all my records, I'll show you
Everything that I've got to prove

[Verse 2]
Nothing comes easy
Do you believe in family?
Because I don't think that I do
Here are my bruises
All my dents and my fuses
Everything that I've got to prove

[Pre-Chorus]
But I don't really care now
No, I don't really care now

[Chorus]
Well, that's what I'll say
Who knows if it's true
I don't think that I
Even know that I do
[Verse 3]
Every day is the weekend
'Cause I'm vain and conceited
Oh, there's nothing that I can't say
Tomorrow is evil
And so are the people
Who say that they're not the same

[Pre-Chorus]
But I don't really care to
Be here if I don't have to

[Chorus]
And that's what I'll say
Who knows if it's true
I don't think that I
Even know what to do

[Bridge]
And that's what I'll say
When I'm talking to you
Maybe you feel the same
I don't care if you do

[Verse 4]
Everyone's champion
Do you believe in magic?
Because I don't think that I do
Here's my receipt
Here's all my records, I'll show you
Everything that I've got to prove