[Verse 1]
I had a glass-half-empty attitude
'Til I walked in here and it changed my mood
They got my favorite song on the jukebox playing
My favorite friend behind the bar keeps saying

[Chorus]
Hey, glass-half-empty, I know you
You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two
Push some sawdust around, just say when
I'll get your glass half-empty full again, na-na-na

[Verse 2]
Ain't nothing blue in here but the neon sign
Ain't nobody but the steel guitar gonna whine
Here comes a long-legged girl, longneck half-gone
Lucky for her, I got a tab that she can jump on

[Chorus]
Hey, glass-half-empty, I know you
You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two
Push some sawdust around, just say when
I'll get your glass half-empty full again, hey

[Bridge]
No, it ain't all about the whiskey or beer
And you'll understand when you get in here
And you hear
[Chorus]
Hey, glass-half-empty, I know you
You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two
Push some sawdust around, just say when
I'll get your glass half-empty full again
I'll get your glass half-empty full again
I'll get your glass half-empty full again