[Pre-Chorus]
There was a man named farmer John
Who grew tomatoes and parmesan
He said I'll get some pasta to put them on
And open my own restaurant

[Chorus]
And he said "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
And when it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

[Verse 1]
Now farmer John's grew and grew
The critics all gave rave reviews
And all the way to Timbuktu
His pasta caused a hullabaloo

[Chorus]
And he sings "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
And when it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

[Verse 2]
But farmer John didn't change at all
Still wears his old blue overalls
Ride is tractor spring to fall
And grows tomatoes bright and tall
[Chorus]
And he sings "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
And when it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

[Bridge]
There was a man named farmer John
Who grew tomatoes and parmesan
He said I'll get some pasta to put them on
And open my own restaurant

[Chorus]
And he sings "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
When it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

[Post-Chorus]
When it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

[Outro]
Oh, come on in
(You mind if I do?)
Yes sir, yes ma'am
We're wide open for business
Serving the most delicious past in the land
(Is it [?]?)