[Jonathan Young]
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems rather hopeless
You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Now let me just say you're correct

[Caleb Hyles, spoken]
Wait, what?

[Jonathan Young]
You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You're a stuck-up little whiny bitch

[Caleb Hyles, spoken]
Hey!

[Jonathan Young]
You're a loser, just like me

[Caleb Hyles, spoken]
Thanks, asshole

[Jonathan Young]
You're a screws-loose boozer
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power-bottom at rock bottom
But you got company
[Caleb Hyles, spoken]
This supposed to make me feel better?

[Jonathan Young]
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I've been damaged, oh
But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
We're all living in the same shit sandwich

[Caleb Hyles]
I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak

[Jonathan Young]
Haha! And you think that makes you unique?
Nah, man!
We're both losers, baby
We're losers, it's okay to be a

[Caleb Hyles]
Coked-up, dick-suckin' hoe?

[Jonathan Young]
Baby, that's fine by me

[Caleb Hyles]
I'm a loser, honey
A schmoozer and a dummy
But at least I know I'm not alone
[Jonathan Young]
You're a loser

[Caleb Hyles & Jonathan Young]
Just like me

[Jonathan Young]
I got an appetite for gambling

[Caleb Hyles]
I got an appetite for sampling
Every piece of filth that I can find!

[Jonathan Young]
Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!

[Caleb Hyles]
Ain't nothin' here left to deflower

[Jonathan Young]
I sold my soul to save my power
Now I'm on that devil's leash

[Caleb Hyles & Jonathan Young]
I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
[Caleb Hyles]
You're a loser, baby

[Jonathan Young]
A loser, but just maybe if we

[Caleb Hyles & Jonathan Young]
Eat shit together, things will end up differently

[Jonathan Young]
It's time to lose your self-loathing
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Play your card, be who you are

[Caleb Hyles & Jonathan Young]
A loser, just like me, yeah