[SPENCER]
No one’s going to die, 'cuz the movie
So why should the movie
Make you cry and be so gloomy
When it’s pretty much made for kids?

Stay with me

I miss the old stories
'Cuz this really ain't for me
But it isn’t mandatory
That it be better than it is

Trust me, I’m not trying to be mean
But movies are not reality
I'm sorry, I know it’s hard to believe
But there are other things in life
Worthy of strife

Like who becomes the president
And how you’re gonna pay the rent
By the way, you still owe me for this month...

[GRAHAM]
Dude?
[SPENCER]
I know it means a lot to you and me
But it’s just a movie

[GRAHAM]
Hey man, that’s pretty funny
But I’m a fan, I’m not a dummy

[SPENCER]
Hey Graham, how much money
Have we spent just to complain

[GRAHAM]
A lot

It’s hard to admit it
Maybe we are overly committed
Maybe we are overly critical

[SPENCER]
Bordering on insane

[GRAHAM]
Spencer, you have a point I guess
It’s better to obsess a bit less
[BOTH]
Remember, it’s not worth all the stress
It’s important to factor
The things that actually matter

[SPENCER]
Like eating well and staying fit
And paying rent, please don’t forget!

[GRAHAM]
And soaring through the sky
And shooting lasers out your fucking eyes
...just kidding

[BOTH]
Let’s help each other to see
A different point of view be-
'Cuz this children’s movie
Is really pretty goofy
So let’s not get so moody
'Cuz it’s just a movie!