[Intro]
So fucking what?

[Verse 1]
Well, I've been to Hastings, and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too, so what? So what?
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every-fuckin'-where, so what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little cunt?

[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

[Verse 2]
Well, I fucked a queen, I fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock, so what? So what?
And I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat, so what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?

[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
And who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you
[Verse 3]
And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss, so what? So what?
I've had skank, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed, so what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little cunt?

[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you, you

[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo]
Yeah-ha-ha-ha

[Verse 4]
Hey-ah, I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap, and that ain't nice, so what? So what?
I fucked this, I fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat, so what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?

[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
And who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you, you
[Outro]
So fucking what?! Yeah!