[Verse 1]
Found some money in an old black jacket
I'm going out tonight, gonna find me a woman or two
I don't know how long it'll last
But I never regret the past
When I wake up tomorrow, I'll be looking around for you

I got no reason to be down at the station
I got no ticket, but I'm gonna take a fucking ride
Don't care where I go
I never seem to know
I never had a penny, but I never wondered why
Oh no, I never wondered why

[Chorus]
If I'm cold, I need some heat
If I'm hungry, then I eat
I'm not responsible

[Verse 3]
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my shoes
It's one long party and I haven't seen the sun for days
I'd take you out tonight
But I'm just a little light
So let's go out anyway, you'll be amazed
I take my woman to the palace dancing
I never could have made it but the doorman is a friend of mine
So I raise a glass to you
The foot is on the other shoe
You can pay the bill and while you're at it pick up mine
Oh, no no, I don't mind

[Chorus]
If it rains, I stay inside
If I'm scared, I run and hide
I'm not responsible
Oh, no

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
If I'm cold, I need some heat
If I'm hungry, then I eat
I'm not responsible
I'm not responsible

[Outro]
I don't care
No, no, no
I'm not responsible, ooh
Oh, oh
I'm not responsible
I'm not, I'm not responsible
I'm not, not, not, not, not, not
Not, not, not, not, not, not, not
Not, not, not responsible
No, not responsible
Oh, oh!