Sitting on your shoulder the hoodoo
They put upon you
Quickly getting older the voodoo
Is working on you

Committing gross offences
Destroying senses
Really isn’t weird enough
Erasing all your features
Defacing little creatures
Isn’t weird enough

The sign on the woman makes you know
You could easy go wrong
And the cry from the wild man who sings to you
Ten cents a song

Tunneling to Java
Paddling in Lava
Isn’t weird enough
Eating metal towers
Sitting still for hours
Really isn’t weird enough

The screaming of a woman getting raped
In the dead of night
Like the sound of an animal you know
She’s screaming with delight
Committing gross offences
Destroying senses
Isn’t weird enough
Erasing all your features
Defacing little creatures
Isn’t really weird enough

Tunneling to Java
Paddling in lava
Really isn’t weird enough
Eating metal towers
Sitting still for hours
Really isn’t weird enough

The weird one was weirder when
We wanted him to wear his word
He’s got no religion but we like him
'Cause he’s so absurd