[Intro]
You don’t hear them talking about COVID, COVID
To be specific, COVID-19
That name gets further and further away from China as opposed to calling it the Chinese virus

[Chorus]
Ku-ku-Kung flu, the Chinese virus
Ku-ku-Kung flu, th-the the Chinese virus
Don’t you understand, you dumb son of a bitch
Calling it Kung flu, th-the the Chinese virus

[Verse 1]
Testing is a double edged sword
They test and they test, people don’t know what’s going on
We got news, they got news
You do more testing, you gonna find more cases
So I said to my people, slow the testing down!
You know what? (what?)
We got another one over here (yeah!)
The young man’s 10 years old, he’s got the sniffles (ok!)
That’s a case, that’s a case
Thank you China send us the plane

[Chorus]
Ku-ku-Kung flu, the Chinese virus
Ku-ku-Kung flu, th-the the Chinese virus
Don’t you understand, you dumb son of a bitch
Calling it Kung flu, th-the the Chinese virus
[Verse 2]
Despite the fact that we, I
Had done a phenomenal job, he lied (he lied)
I-I I saved hundreds of thousands of lives
There was only one person who died (under the age of 18)
I ran for politics once, then I became president (yeah!)
You are so lucky I am president (ok!)
There’s a limit to what we can achieve
I stand before you here today to declare

[Chorus]
Ku-ku-Kung flu, the Chinese virus
Ku-ku-Kung flu, th-the the Chinese virus
Don’t you understand, you dumb son of a bitch
Calling it Kung flu, th-the the Chinese virus

[Outro]
If I lose an election over that
You know what?
This country’s in big trouble, big trouble