Hello, I would like a cheeseburger
With extra pickles, please
And a french fry, oh make it a large
I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you

I’d like a Doctor Pepper, Doctor Pepper, Doctor, please
That’s my favorite carbonated beverage
I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you

One, two, three, four: who’s that knockin’ at the door?
Don’t get up or I'll slit your throat
Ha ha I’m only kiddin’, no
Oh I, oh I would never hurt you
No I, I could never hurt you

If we want we can find a spot where the skyscrapers don’t touch
We can block out the moon with our thumbs if we’re bored
Oh, mmh, hmm

You’re my greatest friend
That’s why my pillowcase is your favorite shirt
That’s why my pillowcase is your favorite shirt
That’s why my pillowcase is your favorite shirt
And it’s my favorite when I wash it and you wear it home
It’s my favorite shirt when I wash it and you wear it home
One, two, three, four
Hey stranger on the street!
May I please have a piggyback ride?
A piggy back, back, piggyback, piggyback ride, sir?
Why, thank you kindly!
You’re my new very nice friend
I like you a lot!
Let’s get some lunch
Let’s have a talk!

She was standin’ up on that stage
In her cowboy boots with a beat up guitar
And I just wanted to walk on up to her
And hand her my heart
But we had to leave
You see, we really needed to eat
And so it goes, hello
I would like a cheeseburger
With extra pickles, please
And some french fries, make ‘em a large
I’ll take a Doctor Pepper, a Doctor Pepper, Doctor
Mmmm…
Oh, and a cookie dough pie
(Don’t forget my napkins!)