[Intro]
Where The..., Where The..., Where The Laptop

[Chorus]
Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Where The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's Thе Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board, Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Whеre The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's The Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board

[Verse 1: KemBoy]
Ay, It's Summer, The Last Day Of School, There's Kids At Home, Go Celebrate, Yeah, Be Grateful Or Else I Would Hit You, Where Is The Laptop Dance Like A Juice
When Did You Save My Half Computer, Virus Have Stuff That's True In A Laptop, Dance, Sidewalk, Hey, Yeah, Dance Like The Laptop, When Did The Last Time Playing When I Was A Kid, You Know It, Yeah, Cardio Back Seat, There, Hey, Yeah It's My Laptop
Eye's Hurting Yeah That's Why, Jump In The Cadillac That's Dangerous Like A Fool, Yesterday Was The Last Day Of School I Like Yes It Was
Like A Teacher Taking A Break That's The School Rule, You Will See The Last Of Me, Dance Top, To The Laptop, Yeah

[Chorus]
Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Where The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's The Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board, Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Where The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's The Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board

[Verse 2: Juicy J]
Yeah, Running Away From Me, Mentos Like Gum Eat Mentos, What Did You Do, Coke And Mentos, You In Summer School, Sike, I Wasn't Doing That, Like I Was In Trouble, Funky Attitude Nice Try
Wait, I-I-I-I Been Captured By Brain Damage Look I Was A Fool Now, You Dance, Let's Dance, Hey, I'ma Make A Shot
I-I Never Lose Ever Again, Scoring Up The Sidewalk, I Ain't Wearing Trousers Like You Should Have Weared, I-I-I-I-I Should Have Stop Before, Dance In The Sky Like A Case Closed, Told Me That It's Not My Laptop, Shut Up
Things Might Be Dumb, You Might Be Smart, Yeah And I'ma Put That To Everyone Else

[Chorus]
Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Where The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's The Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board, Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Where The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's The Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board
Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Where The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's The Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board, Okay Everybody Freeze, Now Where The Laptop, Okay Nobody Move, Where The Laptop, Yeah Where Is It, Where, Where, Where, Where The Laptop, Oh No It's Dead, Yeah, Yeah, Where The Laptop, Yeah, Yeah, Where Is It, Ay, (Where's The Laptop), You Might Not Put Your Name On Board

[Outro]
Just In Case, Dance