[Verse 1]
Could I be any more of a cliché for you, baby?
It's been a long time coming, all my friends already know
I think I've found a new low

[Verse 2]
But there ain't no harm in a little bit of self-sabotaging, so
Maybe I could show off some skin for the honeys and see how it feels

[Chorus]
I'm feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
I'm feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed
I should get going pretty soon, 'cause I got a lot more to say

[Post-Chorus]
Feeling so (Delicious)
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop

[Verse 3]
I'm stuck in a sitcom, shoulda never been pitched in the first place
I really don't get why they keep renewing it, like
What's the point? It's a waste of time

[Verse 4]
The council told me that the greens are good for my well-being
I'm feeling flossy and free, here I'll show you what I mean
Take a seat right next to me
(Yeah, right)

[Chorus]
I'm feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
I'm feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed
I should get going pretty soon, 'cause I got a lot more to say

[Post-Chorus]
Feeling so (Delicious)
Feeling so (Sweet)
Candy cane, lollipop
Feeling so (Delicious)
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop-pop
[Bridge]
It's a healthy distraction from the shitty lives that we both live
Can't be that bad to make up a man to fall deep in love with, oh
I've got some bad ideas in full screen high-definition

I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed
I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed

I'm feeling so
Before you go, real quick
Feeling so (Delicious)

[Chorus]
Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet (Delicious)
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit, don't mind a bit
Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
(I'm feeling so crushed)
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit