Neil Bartram
Pi, Pt. 1
[ADAM, SPOKEN]
The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is known as pi. Pi equals three point one four.

(SUNG)
If I bring her one red rose,
She will dance with me till dawn.
If I bring her one red rose
I can hold her in my arms.
If I bring her one red rose.

(SPOKEN)
Puh.

(SUNG)
Roses are foolish.
Dancing's a bore.
Love is a concept
That wise men ignore.

Numbers are perfect,
Like pi equals three point one four.

Dreams are unstable.
Awaken, they're gone.
An unscientific
Phenomenon.
Numbers are certain
Like pi equals three point one four-
One.

What could be clearer
Than pi is three point one four one.