[Julie]
Ok, listen my friends I've got something to say
Just gather 'round, I promise later we'll play
I have to explain, things will not be the way that they've been
Things are changing for good, and it's time that I filled you all in

You see, up until now it's been only us five,
But I think we all knew that this day would arrive
He's offered his love and for once I've chosen "yes"
I love him, but that doesn't mean I love you any less

You'll always be special to me, you'll always be my main obsession
You must understand that our bond won't diminish at all
But for this plan to succeed, there must be the odd
Sacrifice and concession

And I hope you can start to make room in your heart
For your best girlfriend Julie plus Paul

Sure, you might say that he's not exactly a prize
There's that nasally voice and those watering eyes
He runs from the room, holds his throat and then cries in the yard
He's just sensitive, it's something you'll learn to just disregard

You say that friends always get left behind
It's the friends who get hurt and grow bitter
But I say, in this case, my friends you're respectfully wrong
You say he's really not one of our kind, that he's hardly the pick of the litter
But don't judge him like that! He's a real pussycat
Can't we all learn to just get along

He may sniffle while walk, he may break out in hives
But like it or not he's now part of your lives
In spite of all obstacles, true love survives wait and see

This is foolish, I know
This is silly, it's true
But I guess what I'd like is a blessing from you
Alexander, Meowser, Cookiepuss and Miss Mew

And we'll be, one big happy family
You 4 and Paul, my fiancee
And Me!