[Intro]
One, two, one, two

[Verse 1]
I was wrong, I was wrong
I was wrong, I was wrong
But one day I'ma gonna find me a mermaid
One day I’ma gonna be a vampire
One day I'ma gonna live that dream
With a house on the hill
Grass blowing in the breeze

[Refrain]
Yeah, I was wrong, but wrong ain't me
Wrong ain't me

[Verse 2]
I was wrong about my strength
I was wrong about the weight
But one day I'ma gonna have me a calico
Kitty named Joni named after my hero
One day I'm gonna have a doggy leash
A dalmatian with spots like Rorschach ink

[Refrain]
Yeah, I was wrong but wrong ain't me
Wrong ain't me
[Verse 3]
I done wrong, I done wrong
I done wrong, I done wrong
But one day I’m gonna dress up like a penguin
Talkin' tuxedo party for all my real friends
One day these broken songs we sing
Gonna help somebody find a remedy

[Refrain]
Yeah, we done wrong
But wrong ain't we
Wrong ain't we
I was wrong
But wrong ain't me
Wrong ain't me