[Verse 1]
I rode my bike for fifteen miles today
And I kept thinking ‘bout writing a song but I had nothin’ to say
And the girl that I’ve been seeing says, “There’s a party goin’ on, come over”
It’s so lonely being sober

[Verse 2]
Feeling proud and my stomach’s feeling better
I even started doing push ups, and my dick’s harder than ever
But the world is far from me now, it used to feel much closer
It’s so lonely being sober

[Verse 3]
It’s Friday night, and everybody’s dancing
But I just can’t get in the spirit, I’m just staring and toe-tapping
And the band’s playing my favourite song, but it feels so mediocre
It’s so lonely being sober

[Bridge]
So I turn off the lights and put a match to a candle
And play guitar and the flickering and make friends with the shadows
But no one’s really with me, and I start to feel much older

[Outro]
It’s so lonely being sober
It’s so lonely being sober
But at least tomorrow I won’t be hungover
It’s so lonely being sober