[Intro: Panty Raider]
Attention all white people: Please leave the beer pong table and report to the dance floor. Report to the dance floor
Do the white people, do the white people, do the white people
Go, go, go, Tania
Go, go, go, Gretchen
Go, go, go, Susan
Go, go, go, Madeline
Go, go, go, Veronica

[Verse 1: Panty Raider]
Suzy Rottencrotch, I be fingerbanging
Went so deep man lost my pinky ring
Sex in the City, Hello, Kitty
Bow wow. Meow Meow
Finger in the butt, spit in my hand
Oh damn! Oh god damn!
Doing it raw. Sick-wild
That ain't your baby, it's my dick's child
Relax. Hakunah matata
I'm hitting that ass like a donkey pinata
Hello, Becky. Give me Becky
Mmm sexy, mmm sketchy
Crazy girl think she a nutcase
Let me bend down, tell me how my butt tastes
Magic boy raving, now frat boy raging
I can smell the skid-marks off your panties girl
*Sniff, sniff, sniff*
White people if you hear me don’t stand in place
Put the beat in your mouth and bite the bass
[Hook]
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people

[Verse 2: JY Kelly]
Killer cargo shorts. Ill khaki pants
For my white people. Yeah, do a wacky dance
White trash--Maury show
You can’t see me fuck your ears, glory hole
KY Jelly dick, peanut butter butt
Pale white booties, flat ass gutter sluts
Shout out’s to the nerds moving weight in the ‘burbs
Funny bunny honey dips used to call me a jerk
Speeding in the bang-bus on my way to work
Kiwi-bottom booty, pussy with the fur
Camel-toe, panty-eating cum dumpster
Soccer moms you can meet the MILF hunter
Green Day swag, getting Einstein
Crazy cracker flow, yeah, Columbine

[Verse 3: Baby Dinosaur]
We gonna ball, bitch, like it’s your anniversary
White girls always got to make life worse for me
Motherfucker I is getting mad wavy
Got the coolwhip kidden, mom’s mercedes
Come into my party, it’s me and iCarly
Batman and Robin coming, now you are chopped meat
Cook you up in chili then I feed it to your Mommy
AK-47 incase the neighbors try to rob me
Ten-hut, left-right-left
Rock and roll from my birth till death
Gretta Garbo in the backseat relaxing
Swish and gargle tough actin’ Tinactin
Calming down Madden. Rock and roll
That’s all we do is just rock and roll, we rock and roll, we rock and roll
Now do the white people on the fucking dance floor