[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah!
This is just my intro
It's serious man, this is Sirius Radio right here
Rrrrr
G-G-G-G-Unit, radio
(Shaaady) Haha
[?] [?] you know just a lil somethin', somethin'

[Chorus: 50 Cent]
You screamin' ya gun jam
N***a your gun ain't jam, they let off your bitch ass ran
You screamin' ya gun jam
I know your type fam, you pussy I understand
You screamin' your gun jam
You run when the shots fired, you scared to fuckin' death of that hollow tip diet

[Verse: 50 Cent]
Intensive care unit after n***as get sprayed up
Jamaica Hospital 3rd floor when you layed up
Fifty services make sure your bills get paid up so it's 9-1-1 when you see my gun
I'm popular n***a the police know me
It's 'cause of this rap shit I'm rich now, homie
Man when you not around I got your bitch all on me
She want to be my wife now, she like my lifestyle
That Sade bumpin' it's the sweetest taboo
I play something smooth when I stunt in my Coupe, oooh, youuuu
Know these n***as ain't like me, everything I say I got in these raps I got B
Cars, the cribs, the jewels, the tools
The 9's, the Tecs, the Macs, ooohhh
The burners, the Gats, man if you confused
I send a n***a from my hood to put a hole in you
I rock G-Unit hats
Hoodies and shoes
Got "G-Unit" tatted on my bitch too
I drink G-Unit Water, watchin' G-Unit porn
This is Shade 45, n***a G-Unit on
[Outro: 50 Cent]
Thank you, thank you
Yeah I'ma give myself a round of applause
That was hot
That might be the best
Radio show intro
Playin'
Welll I'm sure it's the most expansive one
I do that for your show
It'll only cost you a hunnid fifty grand
Ha ha
That's the 'homeboy rate'
Look if you, the 'we cool rate'
You know
I woke this morning, I feel real good this morning, I'm number one in every country
You know
Except Asia
I'ma go out there and find out what's goin' on
Yeah!
If I ain't your favorite, I wanna know why?
I wanna know why I ain't your favorite
Ah man I feel real good
Feel like I should just
I just should be a...
Somewhere, you know, in the hood somewhere
You know, just makin' it, just soakin' it up, man
I just gotta soak it up
You know
Feel real good out here
Motherfuckers is just mad, man, they jealous, man
They jealous of the kid
You know I mean, I feel like a young fighter
Muhammad Ali
Young Muhammad Ali that's me
50 Cent
I keep it goin'
They say I can't do it, can I do it?
I told you them bumass n***a was goin' down in the third and he went down in the third
You see?
Ah man I-I'm probably the only n***a to walk around doin' the shit I be doin'
You know
God only made one, one of...
One of these n***as in...
Every ten years
Take ten more years
Till my competition's [?] is behind me
Only way they'll be able to beat me is if I slow down
Feel me?
I told n***as I was on they heels
And they slowed down
I got 'em now
Ha hah
Damn!
If I wasn't me I'd shoot me
God damn it I love bein' me
Now we gon' stop
And we gon' say a prayer
Right?
I want you to say
Repeat after me
God
Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference
Is the serenity grant?
OK
50 Cent y'all
Accept it!
Can't change that!
I'm often number one
This my fourth week at number one, it feels good
You know?
Ya fuckin' me up, man, ya makin' my head big
You know?
It's not my fault, man
You know, I, I had to tell a bitch last night
[?] I tell her
I say
"Bitch get off me"
You know I mean, I had to tell her, man, 'cause the bitch wanted to be all up under the kid, you know I'm sayin'
But nah you can't get [?] me like that, you know I mean
I'm glad you love me
But if I didn't love me I'm sure you sure you wouldn't love me
You know?
Mistake my confidence for arrogance
It's OK even God was misunderstood