[Intro]
Awwww, I like that!
So Nicki Minaj's tweet, that pushed a crazy false claim about a cousin's friend's aunt's cousin's father's sister-aunt... who experienced some kind of weird side effect from some vaccine
And the story has gotten even weirder (giant balls)

[Chorus]
Her cousin's friend, his testicles became swollen
I wanna interview the balls (his testicles big like that)
So here's the point that she's making, his testicles became swollen
Did you had a really good bachelor party?
(His testicles big like that)

[Verse 1]
Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls
He has swollen testicles, "orchitis" is the term
COVID vaccines do not cause swollen testicles
Are you calling Nicki Minaj a liar?
If stuff starts swellin'... it was Pfizer!
We offered a call with Nicki Minaj, I'll circle back on that one
(Testicles big like that)

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Swollen testicles, swollen genitals, swelling to his genitals
I need you to follow me with this
If Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend is watching
Or his former fiance is watching, we wanna hear your story
(His testicles big like that)
[Chorus]
Her cousin's friend, his testicles became swollen
I wanna interview the balls (his testicles big like that)
It's not complicated, his testicles became swollen
Did you had a really good bachelor party?
(His testicles big like that)

[Verse 2]
"Pray about it", she said, "don't be bullied"
Things blew up from there
It's the last part of Nicki Minaj's tweet that enrages them
(Awww)
You can't allow people to force you
To take drugs, that you don't want
And if you allow people to force you
To take drugs you don't want, you're done!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
What happened to Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls?!
And what was sad about this, is that it wasted our time
It's Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles
Who are swollen from taking the vaxx
At least it got Tucker Carlson to defend a black woman!
(Testicles big like that)

[Chorus]
Her cousin's friend, his testicles became swollen
I wanna interview the balls (his testicles big like that)
So here's the point that she's making, his testicles became swollen
Did you had a really good bachelor party?
(His testicles big like that)
[Verse 3]
Let me get this straight: a person can't speak about
Questions or thoughts they're having on something
That they're gonna have to put in their body
Huh, prrr, duhh, what??
Do y'all think that I would go on the internet
And lie about being invited to the fucking White House?
Huh-eh-huh-eh-prrh, oh my goodness

[Pre-Chorus 3]
Guess what they're doing right now?
If they assassinate me and make me look crazy or stupid
Guess what? No one else will ever ask questions again
The Democratic Party jumping at the chance
Well, hm, we can't make fun of the actual story anymore...
Talk about testicles n' balls 'til they drop dead
(Testicles big like that!)

[Chorus]
Her cousin's friend, his testicles became swollen
I wanna interview the balls (his testicles big like that)
It's not complicated, his testicles became swollen
Did you had a really good bachelor party?
(His testicles big like that)